Rules

1. Anyone can list a URL or @handle by paying for it. The minimum for a new listing is £5.
2. Every listing has one number: its standing bid. The board is ranked by that number, highest first. Where two listings stand at the same price, the one that got there first keeps the higher slot.
3. The number you type is the number on the board. You're naming the price you want to stand at, not an amount to add. If your URL is already listed at £5 and you name £60, you pay the £55 difference and the board shows £60.
4. To raise a listing already on the board, name a price at least £1 above what it currently stands at. Anything lower is rejected rather than charged.
5. Prices are whole pounds. Pence are rejected at the form, not quietly rounded.
6. Standing bids are permanent. Nothing decays, resets, or expires. A price changes only when someone pays to change it. Passing a listing does not reduce it — it keeps its number and moves down one.
7. Rank is not promised at checkout. You are buying a price, not a position. If a rival raises while you're paying, your money still buys the number you typed — it just lands lower down the board than you were aiming for. There are no refunds and no rank guarantees.
8. All prices are in GBP. Payments are processed by Stripe and are non-refundable once confirmed.
9. No pornographic, illegal, or hateful content. We reserve the right to remove listings that break UK law or basic decency, no refund given.
10. VAT invoices are available on request at the time of payment — see the checkbox on the form. We can't generate one retroactively without the original details.

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